FUNZONE

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti
Tum is baat pe ye kehti tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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After finishing MBBS Dr. Munna start his practice.
He checked 1st patient eyes tongue & ears by torch & finallly said
Bole ToTorch Theek hai
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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane.
Husn bana tu Deewane bane
kuch tu baat hai aapme
yu hi nahi pagal khane bane
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Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Pocho Q?
Aaj hi mere "Doggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam de hai!
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying
When a person asked what he was doing
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar
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Long Time Ago Only idiots used.... to read my SMS
And Today The history continues.
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When i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u
4 rings means i need u
5 rings mean BEHRE PHONE UTHA!
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What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hia tu band ho jati hai
our Dosri bigarti hia to Challu ho jati hia!
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
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Ager dam hai to is sawal ka jawab yes or no me do
kya aapko pagalpan k doray Parna band ho gaye hai
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting
The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come
the monkey has come But The meeting hasn’t startedGuess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband
“You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice

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Ek msg roz, keep frnds close.
ek din me panch, dosti me na ayeanch.
ek din me das, mile yari ka ras.
ek din me bees, pahle ek to kar badtameez!!!