THE STORY OF A KING

Once there was a king who was always fighting. One day he was badly wounded in a battle. A sage passed by and touched him, and the king was cured. He wanted to give the sage a reward for saving him, but the sage didn't want anything.

The king said, "I don't want to be indebted to you."
The sage said, "In the future I'll ask for something. I don't need anything now, but one day I'll come."

Months passed and the sage was praying to God one day for peace, light and bliss, when a desire entered his mind. For the past few months his cow had not been producing milk. "She's old," he said. "I'll ask the king for a new cow."

He went to see the king and found him in a temple. He was praying for more wealth and more fame. The sage said to himself, "I won't ask him for a cow. He's a beggar like me." And he turned to leave.

The king stopped him and said, "Sage, you saved my life. Please tell me what you want. I'll give you anything."

Jazbat

Kaho, mujhse mohabbat hai ...

Mohabbat ki tabiyyat mein Ye kaisa bachpana kudrat ne rakha hai

Ke ye jitni purani jitni bhi mazboot ho jaye

Ise taeed-e-taaza ki zarorat phir bhi rehti hai

Yaqeen ki aakhri hadon tak dilon mein lehlahati ho

Nigahon se tapakti ho,lahu mein jagmagati ho

Hazaron tarah ke dilkash, haseen haale banati ho

Ise izhaar ke lafzon ki hajat phir bhi rehti hai

Mohabbat maangti hai yun gawahi apne hone ki

Ke jaise,tafl sada shaam ko ik beej boye Aur shab mein baarha uthe

Zameen ko khod kar dekhe ke poda ab kahan tak hai

Mohabbat ki tabiyyat mein ajab takrar ki khu hai

Ke ye iqrar ke lafzon ko sun'ne se nahi thakti

Bicharne ki ghari ho ya koi milne ki sa'at ho

Ise bus aik hi dhun hai Kaho, mujhse mohabbat hai

Tumhein, mujh se mohabbat hai Kaho, mujhse mohabbat hai.

Koi to hota?

Main jis kay dil ki kitab banta

Main jis ki chahat ka khawab banta

Main hijar mosam ki lambi raaton main yaad Ban kar azaab banta
Koi to hota?

Jo meri khwaish main uth kar raaton ko khoob rota

Dukhon ki chadar lapait kar hajoom duniya say door hota

Main rooth jaata manata mujh ko kay chahe mera kasoor hota

Koi to hota?

Jo mujh ko dil ka karar kehta

Ragoo ka apni fishar kehta

Udaas mosam main tazgi ki biyar ban kar

Jo meri bahoon ko arzoo ka diyar kehta

Koi to hota?

Dua say apni jo dukh bhi meray samait leta

Woh iss jahan say ghamon ka meray hisab leta

Woh sari duniya ki rafaqaton kay tamam rishtay

Koi to hota?

Main jis kay itna qareeb hota

Na paas koi raqeeb hota

Main tanha uss ka habbib hota

Yeh silsila bhi ajeeb hota

Koi to hota?

KÄħH Koi to hota?

SHAADI

Shaadi ka pehla Saal

• Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
• Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
• Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
• Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
• Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
• Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
• Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
• Muskurate huye kehna ki..
• Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
• Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,
• Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
• Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
• I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

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5 saal baad……..

• Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
• Table par rakh kar jor se chillana, Aaj office jao to munna ko School chodte hue jana…
• Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi, Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
• Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh Lena, Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal Lena..
• Na Jane gharwali kaisa roop Le kar aayi thi, Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
• Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai, Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
• Kya kabhi who din laut ke aayenge, Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge…. …!

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Shaadi se pahle aur shaadi ke baad in movie style:

• Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote
• Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote
• Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
• Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
• Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
• Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
• Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
• Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
• Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
• Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

FUNZONE

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti
Tum is baat pe ye kehti tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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After finishing MBBS Dr. Munna start his practice.
He checked 1st patient eyes tongue & ears by torch & finallly said
Bole ToTorch Theek hai
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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane.
Husn bana tu Deewane bane
kuch tu baat hai aapme
yu hi nahi pagal khane bane
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Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Pocho Q?
Aaj hi mere "Doggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam de hai!
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying
When a person asked what he was doing
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar
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Long Time Ago Only idiots used.... to read my SMS
And Today The history continues.
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When i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u
4 rings means i need u
5 rings mean BEHRE PHONE UTHA!
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What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hia tu band ho jati hai
our Dosri bigarti hia to Challu ho jati hia!
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
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Ager dam hai to is sawal ka jawab yes or no me do
kya aapko pagalpan k doray Parna band ho gaye hai
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting
The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come
the monkey has come But The meeting hasn’t startedGuess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband
“You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice

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Ek msg roz, keep frnds close.
ek din me panch, dosti me na ayeanch.
ek din me das, mile yari ka ras.
ek din me bees, pahle ek to kar badtameez!!!

VOICE OF MY HEART

BAN KE DHADKAN, DIL ME CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE KHUSBOO, SAANSO ME CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE PANI, AAKHON ME CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE GHAZAL, ZUBA PE CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE SANGEET, KAANO ME CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE SURAJ, DIN ME CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE CHAND, RAAT ME CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE HAWA, FIZAO ME CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE KISMAT, LAKIRO ME CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE ZINDAGI, ROOH ME CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE NASHA, JAAM ME CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE TABASSUM, HOTO PE CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE RANG, TASWEERO ME CHALI AATI HO;

BAN KE MANZIL, RAAHO ME CHALI AATI HO;

WOH TUM HI HO.......... ....;

BAN KE SAATHI, MERE SAATH CHALI AATI HO

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Apni madhosh nigahon se sawera karna
Isi veeran shabistan mein ujala karna
Tergi rehti hai teri shab-o-roz yahan
Tum ksis roz yahan aker basera karna
Woh tou phoolon se bhi nazuk hai buhat der talak
Jab bhi dekho tou nazer uski utara karna
Apni zulfon mein chupalon mujhko buhat udaas hoon mein
Roshni Chubhti hai ankhon mein adhera karna
Yoon tou har din teri khushboo se jawan rehta hai
Ankh lag jaye tou khuwabon mein bhi aya karna
Woh kisi roz idher se bhi guzer sakti hai
Tum na ik pal bhi nazer apni hataya karna
Tumne baadal ki tarhan dhoop chupani hai Nafees
har aik sham use chaand dikhaya karna

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Waqt ki dhund main yeh pyar bhi chup jaye ga

dil ko behla ke teri yaad se thak jaoun ga

tu bhi gher apne chali jaye gi dulhan ban ke

main bhi ro dho ke kisi kam pe lag jaoun ga

phir humen koi bhi shikwa na shikayat hogi

aur ager hogi bhi to kya is ki haqeqat hogi

umer dhal jaye gi halat badal jayen ge

waqt ke sath yeh din raat badal jayen ge.

MY FEELINGS

hizar ki aag mein sulgo to bura lagta hai

tum mere deedaar ko tarso to bura lagta hai

tamanna hai fakat mujhpe meherbaan raho

tum kisi aur ko dekho to bura lagta hai

meri rooh tarasti hai tere khwaabon ko

tum kahin aur mehko to bura lagta haia

arzoo hai ke tumse dilse dosti ka haath milaaun

tum meri dosti ko nakaaro to bura lagta hai

Teri chahto me humne… Khud ko bhee mita diya..
Sabse chupa ke teri yaado ko, Apne khwabo me chupa liya…
Par yaad na karege naa tujhko… ye zidd hai hamari…
Tabhi to dekho humne… neendo ko dushman bana liya..
Ye Azeeb ishq ke khel hai jaha lazzato me kami nahi…
Kabhi tune mujhko hansa diya.. kabhi maine tujhko rula diya..
Tu nahi naseeb me hamre… Teri aarzoo bhee kabhi kiya nahi..
Kabhi yaad humko aayi tu.. to SHER humne ek bana liya..
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Koi Aarzoo Nahi Hai Koi Justju Nahi Hai

Tera Gam Rahe Salamat Mere Dil Men Lya Nahi Hai
Tu Bachaye Lakh Daman Mera Phir Bhi Hai Ye Dawa

Tere Dil Men Main Hi Main Hun Koi Doosra Nahi Hai
Tumhe Keh Diya Sitamgar Ye Kasoor Tha Zaban Ka

Mujhe Tum Maf Kardo Mera Dil Bura Nahi Hai
Mujhe Dost Kehne Wale Zara Dosti Nibhale

Ye Mutabla Hai Haq Ka Koi Iltija Nahi Hai
Meri Aankh Ne Tujhe Ba Khuda Mujhsa Paya

Main Samajh Raha Tha Mujhsa Koi Doosra Nahi Hai
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Ye itna dard ka ehshaas kyo ho raha hai.

apne zakhmo ko mai see raha hoo sayad.

Aankho me mere samandar rehta tha.

Us Samandar ko khud hee pee raha hoo sayad.

Abhi abhi maine ek dhadkan ki aawaz suni hai.

Zinda hoo mai, jee raha hoo sayad.

Aisa nahi ki wo bhula dege humko.

mai hee hoo jo jyada ummeed kar raha hoo sayad.

Wo ye bhee kehte the, ki humse bicahad ke wo mar jayege.

Mai hee bewafa hoo jo abhi tak jee raha hoo sayad.
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Na Khawabon Main Dekha, Na Nazaron Main Dekha,

Hazaron Main Hum Nay Ek Tum Hi Ko Dekha

Ghum Denay Walay Tu Har Pal Hai Yahan,

Har Pal Khushi Denay Walon Main, Ek Aap Ko Hi Dekha.

Haqiqat Mohabbat Ki Judaai Hoti Hai,

Kabhi Kabhi Pyar Main Bewafai Hoti Hai,

Humari Taraf Haath Badhaa Kar Toh Dekh,

Dosti Main Kitni Sachhai Hoti Hai

Dil Hi Dil Main Hum Un Say Pyaar Kartay Hain,

Chup-Chap Unki Mahobbat Ka Intezaar Kartay Hain

Jin Rahoon Par Un Ka Chalna Mushkil Hai,

Un Hi Rahoon Pay Hum Un Ka Intezaar Kartay Hain

Aankhon Main Aanso Aa Jatay Hain

Phir Bhi Labon Pay Hansi Rakhni Padhti Hai,

Yeh Mohabbat Bhi Kya Cheez Hai Yaaro

Jisay Chahatay Hain Usi Say Chupani Parti Hai

Roshni se humain apne dil ko jalana para

Dard seh kar bhi humain muskurana para

Aap log sada haste rahe

Is liye hame aasuwo ko chipana para.

Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par

pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho

kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti

thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho

Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga

Jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga

aap to baste ho ruh me hamari,

bas aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga

Mohabbat Ka Imtihaan Aasan Nahi

Pyaar Sirf Paaney ka Naam Nahi

Muddatein Beeth Jaati Hai Kissi Ke Intezaar Mein

Yeh Sirf Pal Do Pal ka Kaam Nahin.

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Mohabbaton me Zarasi kasak zaroori Hai

Shikayatonke gulonki Mahek Zarooree Hai

Koi sawal Karoon Main Tumse to Naaraz mat hona

Kyon ki Sachche Pyar me thoda sa shak zarooree hai

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Nadaani mein hum kisse apna samajh beithe

jo dikhaaya uss bewafa ne sapna hum haqeeqat samajh beithe

dekho aaj chod diya hamein usne ek gair ke liye

jisse hum apna humsafar samajh beithe

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Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke

bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke

na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto

mili hamein dava bhi ek sazaa ban ke

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Ab to gham sehne ki aadat si hogayi hai

raat ko chhup chhup rone ki aadat si hogayi hai

tu Bewafa hai....khel mere dil se ji bhar ke

hamein toh ab chot khaane ki aadat si hogayi hai

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Jane kis baat ki mujhko saja deta hai,

meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai.

Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,

koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.

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kaash aasoun ke saath yaadein beh jati

kaash ye khamosi sab kuch keh jati

kaash kismat tumne likhi hoti

to shayad meri kismat me pyar ki kami na rah jati
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Mila wo bhi nahi kerte, mila hum bhi nahi kerte

Bewafai wo bhi nahi kerte, bewafai hum bhi nahi kerte
UnhAin ruswai ka dukh hai, humain tanhai ka dukh hai

gila wo bhi nahi kerte, gila hum bhi nahi kerte
Gali k kisi morr pe akser takrao ho hi jata hai

ruka wo bhi nahi kerte, ruka hum bhi nahi kerte
Unhain jab dekhte hain sochte hain kuch kahain un se

suna wo bhi nahi kerte, kaha hum bhi nahi kerte
Humain wo dekhte hain, unhain hum dekhte hain

raha wo bhi nahi kerte, raha hum bhi nahi kerte.
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chand adhora hy sitaroo k bina, Gulshan adhoura hy baharo k bina,

samander adhora hy kinaro k bina, jeena adhoura hy aap jese yaaro k bina.

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Wo chand hia mager app se piyara to nahi

Dost ka Dost k Bina Guzara to nahi

Maray Dil ne suni hai aik meethi see awaz

Kahin app ne humain pukara to nahi

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If the day comes when i die, and go up in the sky,

as i am there so far, I'll write ur name, on every star,

so you look up and see how much u r really mean to me.

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Dil torna hamari adat nahi.

Dil ham kisi ka dhukhate nahi.

Bharosa rakhna hamari dosti pe,

Dosti karke ham kisi ko bhulate nahi.

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D.O.S.T.I.D-

Dastak bhi na de

O- or apna bana le

S- sari zindagi jo sath de

T- taqdeer jo savar de

I- isi rishte ko kahtehain DOSTI

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Zindagi mein 4 cheezein kabhi b a sakti hain,

KHUSHI, GHAM, PAISA aur

meri pyaari si YAAD, kyon ayee na???

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Dictionary is the only place where death comes b4 life,

success b4 work, divorce b4 marriage,

but a best part is frnds come b4 love

so remember the frnds always

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Dosti se bari koi jageer nahi,

isse achchi koi tasvir nahi,

ye to ek nazuk vishwas ka dhaga hai DOST,

phir bhi isse pakki koi Zanzeer nahi

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Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,

har dil me chupa ek ehsas hai.

aapse dosti yun hi to nahi ki hamne,

kya karein hamari pasand hi kuch KHAAS hai.

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jee kar raha hai ki aaj tumhe kaheen kone me leja kar

akele me apne honthon se ek

K

KI

KISS

KISSA

sunaoon

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Apni Naino ka Koi dost aisa Banaya jaye

jis kay aansoon ko palkoon main chupaya

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ek nayi shikayat hai aapse, kya jaane kaisi chahat hai aapse,

dost to bahot hain kahne ko, lekin dil ko na jane kaisi rahat hai aapse

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Things will change frm classroom 2 office,

buks 2 files, jeans 2 formals,

pocket money to salary, girl frnd 2 wife..

wat will not change is FRIENDS

and let it not change FOREVER

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Dil mein basi hai dosti teri, aankhon me basi hai tasveer teri,

jab bhi yad ati hai teri ham dekhte huin Tom & Jerry