Jazbat

Kaho, mujhse mohabbat hai ...

Mohabbat ki tabiyyat mein Ye kaisa bachpana kudrat ne rakha hai

Ke ye jitni purani jitni bhi mazboot ho jaye

Ise taeed-e-taaza ki zarorat phir bhi rehti hai

Yaqeen ki aakhri hadon tak dilon mein lehlahati ho

Nigahon se tapakti ho,lahu mein jagmagati ho

Hazaron tarah ke dilkash, haseen haale banati ho

Ise izhaar ke lafzon ki hajat phir bhi rehti hai

Mohabbat maangti hai yun gawahi apne hone ki

Ke jaise,tafl sada shaam ko ik beej boye Aur shab mein baarha uthe

Zameen ko khod kar dekhe ke poda ab kahan tak hai

Mohabbat ki tabiyyat mein ajab takrar ki khu hai

Ke ye iqrar ke lafzon ko sun'ne se nahi thakti

Bicharne ki ghari ho ya koi milne ki sa'at ho

Ise bus aik hi dhun hai Kaho, mujhse mohabbat hai

Tumhein, mujh se mohabbat hai Kaho, mujhse mohabbat hai.

Koi to hota?

Main jis kay dil ki kitab banta

Main jis ki chahat ka khawab banta

Main hijar mosam ki lambi raaton main yaad Ban kar azaab banta
Koi to hota?

Jo meri khwaish main uth kar raaton ko khoob rota

Dukhon ki chadar lapait kar hajoom duniya say door hota

Main rooth jaata manata mujh ko kay chahe mera kasoor hota

Koi to hota?

Jo mujh ko dil ka karar kehta

Ragoo ka apni fishar kehta

Udaas mosam main tazgi ki biyar ban kar

Jo meri bahoon ko arzoo ka diyar kehta

Koi to hota?

Dua say apni jo dukh bhi meray samait leta

Woh iss jahan say ghamon ka meray hisab leta

Woh sari duniya ki rafaqaton kay tamam rishtay

Koi to hota?

Main jis kay itna qareeb hota

Na paas koi raqeeb hota

Main tanha uss ka habbib hota

Yeh silsila bhi ajeeb hota

Koi to hota?

KÄħH Koi to hota?

SHAADI

Shaadi ka pehla Saal

• Abhi shaadi ka pehla hi saal tha,
• Khushi ke maare mera bura haal tha,
• Khushiyaan kuchh yun umad rahin thi,
• Ki sambhale nahi sambhal rahi thi ..
• Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana
• Thoda sharmate huye humein neend se jagana,
• Wo pyaar bhara hath hamare baalon mein phirana,
• Muskurate huye kehna ki..
• Darling chai to pi lo, Jaldi se ready ho jao, Aap ko office bhi hai jaana.
• Gharwali bhagwan ka roop Le kar aayee thi,
• Dil aur dimag par poori tarah chhayee thi,
• Saans bhi lete they to naam usee ka hota tha,
• I pal bhi door jeena dushwar hota tha..

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5 saal baad……..

• Subah subah madam ka chai Le kar aana,
• Table par rakh kar jor se chillana, Aaj office jao to munna ko School chodte hue jana…
• Suno ek baar phir wohi awaaj aayi, Kya baat hai abhi tak chhodi nahi charpayee,
• Agar munna late ho gaya to dekh Lena, Munna ki teachers ko phir khud hi sambhaal Lena..
• Na Jane gharwali kaisa roop Le kar aayi thi, Dil aur dimaag par kaali ghata chhayee thi,
• Saans bhi lete hain to unhi ka khayal hota hai, Ab har samay jehan mein ek hi sawal hota hai..
• Kya kabhi who din laut ke aayenge, Hum ek baar phir kunwaare Ho jaayenge…. …!

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Shaadi se pahle aur shaadi ke baad in movie style:

• Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote
• Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote
• Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
• Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
• Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
• Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai
• Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
• Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
• Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
• Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

FUNZONE

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai to kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti
Tum is baat pe ye kehti tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
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After finishing MBBS Dr. Munna start his practice.
He checked 1st patient eyes tongue & ears by torch & finallly said
Bole ToTorch Theek hai
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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane.
Husn bana tu Deewane bane
kuch tu baat hai aapme
yu hi nahi pagal khane bane
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Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Pocho Q?
Aaj hi mere "Doggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam de hai!
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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying
When a person asked what he was doing
He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar
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Long Time Ago Only idiots used.... to read my SMS
And Today The history continues.
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When i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u
4 rings means i need u
5 rings mean BEHRE PHONE UTHA!
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What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hia tu band ho jati hai
our Dosri bigarti hia to Challu ho jati hia!
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Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta
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Ager dam hai to is sawal ka jawab yes or no me do
kya aapko pagalpan k doray Parna band ho gaye hai
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The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting
The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come
the monkey has come But The meeting hasn’t startedGuess why ?
Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS
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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband
“You know, I was a fool when I married you.”
The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice

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Ek msg roz, keep frnds close.
ek din me panch, dosti me na ayeanch.
ek din me das, mile yari ka ras.
ek din me bees, pahle ek to kar badtameez!!!